Most iPhone games are played using ONE FINGER. Maybe two. But you’ve got FIVE FINGERS! On EACH HAND! Doesn’t that make you MAD? All those WASTED FINGERS. All those digits that could be solving puzzles, fighting monsters. Can you ever really be happy playing at a TINY FRACTION of your POTENTIAL?
That’s why we made THAT FINGER GAME.
Is it HARD? YES, IT’S HARD!
Sometimes, you’re going to CRY it’s so hard. Sometimes you’re going to SMASH your iPhone against the wall at the sheer evil hardness of it all. It’s HARD, and it’s FIDDLY, and it’s FRUSTRATING.
But, is becoming the world’s greatest guitarist HARD? Is performing life-saving surgery HARD? Is scoring the winning goal in the dying moments of the world cup final HARD?
OF COURSE THEY ARE!
You don’t achieve BEAUTY, you don’t achieve GREATNESS by aiming low. You don’t become the best you can be by taking the easy option. By playing with ONE FINGER. You achieve greatness by accepting that IMPOSSIBLE CHALLENGE, by looking your ENEMY in the eye, facing your DEMONS, running into that BURNING BUILDING.
You achieve greatness by playing THAT FINGER GAME.
THAT FINGER GAME. For people with FIVE fingers (and up).